So today I am getting a tattoo. Afterward, we can officially put me in the batshit crazy classification ;3 I have to show Todd and Alyson because I already promised them that I would! It's gonna be hot.

But I'm gonna wait until it heals before I go around pimping it EVERYWHERE.
For now I'm going to get the first one that everybody says appeals to them more, but later I still plan on getting the other option I wanted.

Also the Credit Union thinks I want life insurance because of how much money I saved up LOL.

2 EDITS:
1. Oops, the artist forgot about Superbowl Sunday and her family gettogether so it's actually gonna be tomorrow.
2. I saw Peony's new 'ultra-awesome bf.' Holy fuck, have her standards fallen into the gutter (and then rolled down into the sewer.) She's trying to act all upighty about THAT? No wonder she didn't post pix, lol. I guess when you're that massively desperate... along with just being massive in general, lol... you can't afford to be choosey. But still, wow!

So it sounds like both Kaylob and Alyson are going to make a concentrated effort to go with me to the con ok. Todd and Dillion also want to go but Todd can't because he is delicious underaged with overprotective parents and Dillion better not because he will have a month-old child during the goddamn con ok and I won't incur Miranda's wrath OR put up with a screaming brat to harsh my high.

This is going to be fucking awesome though, regardless of who does or doesn't go, lol.

I told Mom that if she doesn't stop telling me I'm going to do something stupid there then I'm going to just to make her feel better about being right. I already found a hookup around the area if I do feel like being a TOTAL idiot LOL

I figured out what I want my tattoo to be.

Also I had a weird dream lol and I made the effort to remember it:

I was in a dirty trailer on my old laptop on the floor, playing online chess with video chat with this pretty girl and she was actually providing a challenge (I'm not epic at chess but I'm good enough that it's kinda of hard to find real-life players who can amuse me.) Anyways so we were getting along and I was putting on the charm really obviously and hard lol. All of a sudden this other person in the trailer started rolling her eyes and groaning really obnoxiously.

She was weird. I think she was supposed to be some sort of demon, but the typically-sexy anime-like type instead of monstrous. So anyways she gets up and marches over to me, leaning over like she's trying to intimidate me. Almost steps on my laptop with her stiletto so I'm like excuse me but wtf.

She yells at me that I'm disgusting and isn't it OBVIOUS that the 'girl' is actually a 'faker like you.' She keeps using male pronouns to refer to her and she's getting visibly upset by this so I tell the demon to use proper pronouns. Instead of doing so she starts using 'it' to refer to her so I'm like ok fuck this and I slam my laptop closed and leave the trailer.

But instead of a trailer on the outside it's my dad's old house and there's a bunch of drunks sitting around in folding chairs and chatting about stupid drunk things. I'm like 'ugh' and take off to the alley. This border collie comes out of nowhere and starts walking with me but I'm just like oh ok and keep going, but then there's a catfight somewhere and I have to grab her collar to keep her from running off to investigate. I'm like "I should chain you back up if you're gonna do that" but then she starts acting all submissive and pouty so I'm like "lol fine we can just keep walking"

I don't really remember if anything happened after that though!

My mom paid me back, I've got a reliable ride now, plans are back on schedule, homework is bangin' easy, and I'm riding a natural high thanks to what is my favorite mental disorder at times like these <3 THIS is why I'm only interested in treating the depressive half of it.

Well, that's a lovely way to wake up to an already jam-packed Thursday.
Lying backstabbing slut messages everywhere I go online.

Fucking wonderful.

I frankly don't give a shit if I'm being unnecessarily vicious or petty.

Sure, why not. Most of the time I get neutral because I lie and indicate things as the answer I know logically to be correct, instead of the way I actually say it in everyday speech.

Greg says:
so i herd u guys taught that puppy to kill cats. you know, theres NO way he can be a hunting dog now bro.
****** says:
i didn't teach him shit
Greg says:
exactly lol
you certainly didnt teach him to NOT kill cats
or not to shit around the house for that matter
seriously wtf lol
****** says:
bite me
Greg says:
your dog will soon enough bro.

For the record, the moment I saw how she was letting that soon-to-be very large puppy harass her cats (PROTIP: Puppies don't pick up kittens by the stomach and shake them until they screech in pain as 'play') I knew that would happen. I tried to warn her but she thought I was just joking I guess! *shrug*

She thought it was 'cute,' at least until it ripped a stray's throat out and then tried to do the same to her own cats.

Also, they seriously thought they could make it into a 'hunting dog' just because it was part Lab. Training ANY dog for such a broad purpose like that requires intense training from the moment they're weaned. Instead, we've got a 6 month old catkiller that's still not housetrained. So, yeah...

That dog comes near my house, and I'll kill it myself ok try me if you think I'm joking. My 17-year old cats are waaaay more important to me than some ill-trained mutt I didn't even particularly like when it wasn't ruined. Luckily it's in a town 100 miles away so that's a plus.

Not that it'll be an issue for much longer. I suspect it'll get somebody's important cat and then get put down anytime soon, considering she's still using those stupid cable ropes to chain it up. You know, the kind that a persistent Shih-Tzu can break within a month.

Lol so just got done with Chemistry finals.
Zar tried to scribble out the answers because she just copied the answer sheet but I could still just barely make out the letter underneath for 90% of the questions. I mentioned it on the front page and handed it in.

Cue Char going "You're so smart," and both me and Zar laughed.
And I'm like "Ok, but I'm more honest than I am smart."

And she's like "Honesty is better anyways."

Too bad not everybody thinks that!
I wonder if Zar does because if not she's probably going to get on my case about 'cheating' later. I hope my honesty doesn't make me have to redo the test.

blah blah blah gregs a huge faggot and hes gonna internetquit lj for now